My Tabloids | Satire on the Mon

It's not true, they didn't come anywhere near my tabloids…

UPDATE: Ahmadinejad still refuses to shave his NHL playoff beard. Threatens Detroit.

iran_2Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who was apparently just re-elected, has told supporters that he will, under no circumstances, shave the “playoff beard” that he has been sporting for several weeks….in support of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

“The infidels from the Motor City, particularly a sinner by the name of Hossa, have seen what it is like when the wrath of Allah is brought down upon them. We would have bombed them, but apparently someone beat us to it…”

%d bloggers like this: