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Carradine dead: Was unfamiliar with odd Thai hangers.

closetActor David Carradine was found dead today in a Thai hotel room closet. While it is possible that the star of TV’s “Kung Fu” hanged himself, some local officials have another theory.

“Mr. Carradine may have been unfamiliar with our Thai hangers, which look and operate quite differently than ones in the United States,” said a hotel spokesman.

“We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and will be refunding his charges, including the Jack Daniels and Pringles he had out of the mini-bar.”

Written by mytabloids

June 5, 2009 at 9:39 pm

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