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GOP stops calling Sotomayor “racist;” Adopts “Puerto Rican Slut” instead.

mcconnellIn an attempt to “soften the debate,” some key GOP leaders have backed away from the characterization of Justice nominee Sotomayor as “racist,” a label originally employed by conservative drug addict Rush Limbaugh.

“He wasn’t wrong,” Said Senator Kentucky Mitch McConnell, “He just wasn’t accurate enough. We think our new invective is much more in keeping with how we all feel about this immigrant bitch.”

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