My Tabloids | Satire on the Mon

It's not true, they didn't come anywhere near my tabloids…

G20 Summit to Pittsburgh. Protests considered “great opportunity.”

pittsburghThe White House has announced that the upcoming G20 Summit will be help this September in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

“Pittsburgh is a great place for this,” Said spokesman Robert Gibbs. “For one thing, given the current economic climate, the hotel costs are incredibly low. But also, if the expected protests turn violent, there really isn’t that much left in Pittsburgh to ruin.”

For their part, most Pittsburgh officials are thrilled.

“Violent protests are a growing, thriving part of our tourism business,” said Cindy Maynard, a spokeswoman for the area Convention and Visitors Bureau. “From the days of the Homestead Strike until today, Pittsburgh has been home to some great protests…and we welcome this new opportunity with open arms.”

Written by mytabloids

May 29, 2009 at 1:44 am

%d bloggers like this: