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New Poll: More people fear Cheney than bin Laden

cheney1According to a poll released today, more people fear the former Vice President than do the supposed leader of al Qaeda.
The poll was conducted by the American’s For Freedom, The Flag and Goodness Institute, a Fairfax, Virginia-based conservative think tank.

“We were a little stunned, to say the least,” Said spokesman Art Stafford. “We may have to go back and look at our methodology.”

Here are the questions and results, as published:

Question. “Who do you fear more, Dick Cheney or Osama bin Laden?”
Answers: Cheney 82%. bin Laden 5%. Undecided 9%.


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May 21, 2009 at 10:50 pm

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