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Obama speaks at Notre Dame; Five female grads spontaneously abort.

obama_wave2Medical teams had to respond quickly today, as five pregnant women, who were about to accept their diplomas and graduate from Notre Dame, suddenly aborted the children they were carrying. Few people knew that the girls were pregnant, since they were “good Catholic girls” and “no one thought they’d do something so sinful.”

President Obama had just finished his my anticipated speech when the event occurred.

Anti-abortion protesters announced that it was “a miracle.” Though they noted that it was not the one they’d been praying for.

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Written by mytabloids

May 18, 2009 at 2:29 am

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