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Palin cuts book deal: Must now learn to write.

palin_droneSarah Palin finally cut a deal to write the inside account of how she sprung onto the national scene as John McCain’s Vice Presidential running mate. HarperCollins will publish the book, but they admitted, it might take some time to get it into print.

“Sarah herself admitted that her grasp of reading and writing is “minimal.” Said HarperCollins representative Suzanne Fernack, “So we’ll going to get her into an accelerated course. By early Fall, we’re hoping she can read and comprehend “My Pet Goat” as well, or even better than, our former President.”

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