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Myanmar misses out on “World’s Happiest Place” list, again

than_shweWhile smiling residents of Norway, Denmark and Belgium are basking in the glow of being some of the “happiest” countries on earth, Myanmar citizens have once again been totally left off the list.

“We really thought we had a chance this year,” said the nation’s dictatorial leader, Than Shwe. “We really did. I am bitterly disappointed. Everyone here is happy. I have ruled that it be so! And if they are not happy, I will kill them!”

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