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BREAKING: Mexico lowers swine flu alert, but raises diarrhea warning.

mex_masksMexican health officials have lowered the alert related to the spread of Swine Flu, also known as the H1N1 virus, citing evidence that the outbreak has been controlled and further, rapid spread seems unlikely.

However, at the same time, government spokesman Fernando Ruiz said, “We have today raised the “don’t drink the water” warning to dark brown, its highest level in recent memory.”

The Mexican “Montezuma’s Revenge” warning has been in effect for 87 years, but officials say they are “starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.”

Written by mytabloids

May 5, 2009 at 2:01 am

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