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New CDC warning: Swine flu might effect an additional 8-10 Americans

cdc_logoOfficials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today issued a stern new warning.

“American’s should not take the Swine Flu lightly. Even though the flu hasn’t lived up to our expectations, it could easily reassert itself and infect many more citizens.” Said spokeswoman Amanda Bartley.

When pressed on this “boomerang effect” Bartley stated that “As many as a dozen American’s could easily develop flu symptoms and might easily lose a day or two of work. We are very, very concerned.”

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