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Can’t close Mexican border; 38-million people would be in withdrawal!

addictThe concept of closing the border with Mexico, in an attempt to slow the spread of the Swine Flu, “Had been considered” said CDC spokeswoman Heather Claire on Friday, “But we thought better of it.”

“Can you imagine what would happen if we, even momentarily, stemmed the flow of illegal drugs into the US? We would have millions of American all going through withdrawal at the same time. It would make the Swine Flu look like a picnic!”

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