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Justice Souter retiring: Obama may appoint Miley Cyrus

mileySupreme Court Justice David Souter is expected to announce this retirement from the bench this week. He will apparently go back to his home state of New Hampshire and return to the major crocheting project he left behind nearly twenty years ago.

Meanwhile, a spokesman with knowledge of President Obama’s plans said, “While the President is considering many fine legal minds for the SCOTUS post, he is also leaning heavily toward entertainer Miley Cyrus.”

“Let’s face it. Her father is a fine thinker, and besides, I just think it would be a lot of fun.” The President is quoted as saying. “Can you imagine how Scalia would freak out?”

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