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WHO Statement: Swine Flu survivors will be Orthodox Jews with OCD

jewsAfter having raised the global flu threat level to its second highest level, the World Health Organization today said that the most protected class of people will be those who keep Kosher and obsessively wash their hands.

“When all is said and done, and if this pandemic advances like we think it might, these may be the only people left standing in a year or two.”

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