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It's not true, they didn't come anywhere near my tabloids…

CDC Issues correction; Sorry, but it’s the Swan Flu.

swan1Embarrassed officials at the Centers for Disease Control issued a press today, in which they sought to explain how they mistakenly created a global pandemic scare over a flu-strain which apparently only effects approximately ten to twenty large birds each year.

The gist of the explanation is contained in this one sentence..

“The two words do sound a lot alike…”

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Written by mytabloids

April 29, 2009 at 2:06 am

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