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Swine flu: Spread by Wall Street Execs

pigsThe burgeoning outbreak of Swine Flu in the United States has been “absolutely” identified as having originated by the “pigs at the trough” on Wall Street, according to sources inside the CDC.

“So not only have they ruined our economy, but here comes this secondary infection!” said one distraut observer.

Citizens are urged to avoid Credit Default Swaps and not to handle (without latex gloves and masks) any other “creative” derivative financial products.


Written by mytabloids

April 27, 2009 at 10:54 pm

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