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Beach Boys to reunite for “Waterboarding USA”

beach_boysThe legendary Beach Boys, though somewhat depleted due to the deaths of some members, will apparently set aside past disputes and reunite for what is being termed their “quintessential tour.”

“The Boys are excited, in light of recent revelations, to bring back those halcyon “surfer days” of the 60’s,” said spokesman Mikey Dornberry. “However, this time out, the focus will be on beach, bingo, bikinis…and waterboarding, which has turned out to be fun new water sport that is not only popular, but also totally supported by our government!”

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