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Cheney furious over Wikipedia “distortions”

cheney1Former Vice President Richard “Dick” Cheney has expressed outrage over what he believes to be distortions on the Wikipedia page devoted to him. Cheney has demanded that “certain terms” be removed which he believes “don’t accurately reflect” a man of his stature.

Cheney’s attorney, M. Smithdon Jorgenson, formally submitted a list of “offending words” to Wikipedia management today, which they would like to see removed, such as “dork, dipshit, bully, nutball, asshole, crazy, Dr. Evil, parasite, prick, dilrod, jerk, slimeball, sleazy, bonehead, cretin, oaf, moron, pinhead, flake, loser and twit.”

Wikipedia, for their part, have refused to make any edits, stating that, “As far as we can tell, all of the references are well-founded and accurately represent Mr. Cheney.”


Written by mytabloids

April 23, 2009 at 8:17 am

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