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Polo pony mass suicide: Note found pinned to stable

polo“Insider sources say a cohort of 21 professional polo ponies weren’t killed by some unknown pathogen, but rather, the entire group ingested poisoned sugar cubes.

“We have found a note,” Said groom Jesus Medillo. “I discovered it pinned to one of the stables when I went in to clean up last night.”

If the note it indeed authentic, it shows a group of animals who clearly had “gone the last mile.” Here is a brief except.

“By the time you read this, we will be gone. But your brutal treatment of us will just be coming to light. We are so freakin’ sick and tired of being ridden by a bunch of doofus “horsemen” that we saw no other option.”


Written by mytabloids

April 21, 2009 at 1:04 am

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