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Two inch shrub grows in Senator’s head

vitterSenator David Vitter of Louisiana was released from the hospital today after having a small bush removed from his cerebellum. According to his spokeswoman, Wendy LaDiapere, “The Senator is alert and doing fine. He should be ready to assume his rigorous schedule very soon.”

Vitter was admitted after several friends mentioned that he “Seemed way denser than usual,” and after the Senator himself found that he had a strong desire to go outside and “Just stand in the sun.”

Doctor Randy Singh of Sloan Kettering Memorial explained that, “The Senator’s cranium, which is mainly filled with nice loamy soil, turns out to have the ideal conditions for growing certain plants. “If I didn’t already have a garden, I would definitely plant some zucchini and crooked neck squash there myself.”


Written by mytabloids

April 20, 2009 at 8:39 am

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