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Susan Boyle hugs Queen. Burgeoning career over.

susan_boyleSusan Boyle, the “Flying Scotswoman” who roared out of her small town and amazed the world with a breathtakingly beautiful voice, may have had the shortest career in history.

Over the weekend, at a hastily arranged, impromptu concert at Buckingham Palace, Ms. Boyle, overwhelmed with genuine joy, momentarily gave The Queen a “wee bit of a hug.”

Royal watchers now say that she will likely be blackballed for “this bloody breach of etiquette” and “will never work is this town again.”


Written by mytabloids

April 19, 2009 at 5:33 am

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