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Masters golfers don’t fear the George “Bush.”

bush_bushThe infamous “Eisenhower Tree” on the 17th fairway at the Augusta National course can be an impediment for many golfers, but it appears that no one has yet been bothered by the newly installed “George Bush,” a small shrub which was planted sometime last year in honor of the former President.

“Quite honestly, it’s a pretty scrawny little thing and I don’t think anyone one has noticed it,” said Larry Planke, an Augusta groundskeeper.

“The only one who seems to care is Skippy, the official tournament dog.”

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