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Once again, North Korea can’t get it up.

rocketsThe must-anticipated launch of a rocket by North Korea has apparently proven to be much ado about nothing.
A spokesman for the US State Department, speaking on deep background said, “The Korean’s have a history of
being unable to achieve full penetration of the upper atmosphere.”

The rocket, which did cross over South Korean airspace, withered and fell harmlessly into the ocean.

Asked what might have emboldened the North Korean’s to attempt such a launch, the spokesman said,
“Imagine, if you will, an entire nation suffering from short-man’s disease.”


Written by mytabloids

April 5, 2009 at 6:24 pm

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