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Bi-Polar Bears Face Extinction

polar_bearsA report released today says that the world’s population of Bi-Polar Bears may soon be a thing of the past. Environmentalists are very concerned.

“I can’t tell you how worried we are about this new data,” Said Penny McGrath, CEO of IceWatch International. “Bi-Polar Bears are a unique breed and the world would be a sadder place if they were to succumb.”

According to the study, the Bi-Polar Bears are dwindling because they now have easy access to modern pharmaceuticals, including all manner of anti-anxiety and other psychotropic drugs.

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Written by mytabloids

April 4, 2009 at 1:48 am

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