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World Blames the US. Demands human sacrifice.

cheneyEven though President Barack Obama “said all the right things” at the G-20 Summit in London, it appears that he may well have to do more to assuage the anger of the world; which, for the most part, blames the United States for the current global economic crisis.

In a statement made earlier today, the President hinted that England, France and German leaders “might be happy” if a human sacrificial lamb was given up on the “alter of free market capitalism.”

While no one specific was mentioned, it’s rumored that a certain member of the former Bush administration had been briefly discussed.


Written by mytabloids

April 2, 2009 at 11:10 pm

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