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Jupiter’s red spot fades. Gore blames global cooling.

jupiterScientists have today revealed that the giant “red spot” on the planet Jupiter is shrinking.

Within moments after their announcement, Al Gore held a hastily called news conference in
which he claimed to have the answer.

“Global planetary cooling is a disaster in the making. We can’t wait any longer to make bold moves to to help reverse it” Gore said, “And I want it known that I’ll be on the forefront of fighting this scourge, which not only effects millions of people here on Earth, but also the hundreds of millions of Jupiterians who now find themselves suffering unduly.”


Written by mytabloids

April 2, 2009 at 10:57 pm

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