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Mt. Redoubt erupts 5 times. Viagra suspected.

redoubtMt. Redoubt continues to show off its stuff to some of the younger volcanoes in Alaskan, now having undergone a handful of “eruption events” since this past Sunday.

“It may just be Mother Nature playing tricks on us,” Said Forest Service spokesman Kent Landry, “But I’m guessing that some kids climbed up there and poured a potload of Viagra into the caldera.”

According to experts, Redoubt will most likely burn itself out in a few days, collapse and ultimately, go back to drinking beer and surfing for porn.

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Written by mytabloids

March 24, 2009 at 3:46 am

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