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NASA Urine recycler doesn’t work. Is sent to AIG execs.

urineNASA has discovered that its latest urine recycler, which is supposed to allow orbiting astronauts to drink their own pee, is a “total and complete failure.”

“For whatever reason, the thing just doesn’t work.” Said spokesperson Mary Ann Haggerty. “You can imagine the nominal outcome. It was very unpleasant for the astronaut who drew the short straw and was forced to “sample” the first bit that was, apparently, not recycled at all.”

The good news is that NASA has agreed to a request by the Obama administration that several of the units be delivered to select executives at AIG and installed in their washrooms.


Written by mytabloids

March 23, 2009 at 6:42 am

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