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March Madness

aigThe NCAA is suing AIG, claiming that the beleaguered insurance giant has made off with its most coveted marketing campaign.

“In the past, when people heard “March Madness,” they knew it meant basketball players and beer commercials.” Said NCAA spokesman Kirk Lapham. “But this year, the madness is with AIG, and we intend to seek recompense in US District Court…for about $165 million in damages.”

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Written by mytabloids

March 23, 2009 at 6:27 am

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