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US will sell Guam to raise cash.

guamReports surfaced today which seem to indicate that the U. S. government is considering “unloading some assets” as a way to help bolster the nation’s bottom line.

“Guam is a natural.” Said an unnamed source inside the administration. “It’s way the hell over there in the Pacific Ocean, it’s tough to find or get to and it has a sort of gross name. However, we think we could get a cool billion for it, and that might even offset the AIG bonuses.”

Written by mytabloids

March 18, 2009 at 6:11 am

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