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Condom Condemnation from Pope

benedictSpeaking during his trip to Africa, a continent overwhelmed with HIV/AIDS, Pope Benedict took a few minutes off his busy schedule of joke with reporters.

“I just hate the lack of sensation,” The Pontiff, winked. “And I’m trying to save my flock from that same lack of feeling.”

When asked about the AIDS epidemic in Africa, Benedict said, “We’ve been on the forefront of helping these poor people. In fact, I just said a prayer for them about ten minutes ago! What else do they expect?”

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March 18, 2009 at 7:33 pm

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