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Breaking News: One bright spot in job market

rushThe latest government statistics show that nearly every sector of the economy is being devastated by the relentless downward spiral of the recession.

However, one narrow niche has shown significant growth over the past month.  We have excerpted the pertinent parts of this report for the readers of My Taboids.

Official Government Statistics
::Sector Specific::

Heavy Manufacturing:   Down 83%
Light Manufacturing:  Down 68%
Service Industries:  Down 63%
GOP Suck-ups to Rush Limbaugh:  UP 872%

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Written by mytabloids

March 8, 2009 at 4:57 am

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