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RNC head backtracks; Agrees to call Limbaugh “Massa Rush.”

steeleRNC Chairman Michael Steele, released the following statement today, admitting to his guilt and that of his entire race.

“I doh know wha I wass talkin’ bout, when I’s made that there stament about Massa Rush.  I offers my sinceriest apologies and I’s glad that we coloreds can work in hominy wit The Man.  Whont hapen agin.  No suh!”

Written by mytabloids

March 4, 2009 at 4:31 am

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