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Pentagon destroyed 92 tapes, including rare Frampton Live album!

eight_tracksThe Pentagon, under pressure from the Obama administration, has admitted that they destroyed some 92 eight-track tapes, including a rare Peter Frampton live album as well as other favorites of George W. Bush, including Ferlin Husky, Tammy Wynette and the Conway Twitty.

“We felt that, for the safety of all involved and due to an overabundance of caution, that we should not allow these particular tapes to be ever seen or heard again,” A Pentagon spokesman said.


Written by mytabloids

March 3, 2009 at 9:07 pm

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