My Tabloids | Satire on the Mon

It's not true, they didn't come anywhere near my tabloids…

Jindal’s Katrina-like speech latest Louisiana disaster

jindalLouisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, after receiving unanimously bad reviews for his “response” to President Obama’s “State of the Nation” speech, said today he will step down and return to Bangalore.

“At my call center, where I adopted the name “Bobby,” I thought I had learned the English language well enough to make this sort of “game changing” speech, but apparently not. I will immediately return to India in shame. The next time you hear me, I will keep my speech short and to the point, and hopefully your Dell computer running Vista will be all the better because of my help.”

%d bloggers like this: