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Breaking News: Obama’s state of the nation speech leaked.

obama_wave2The first paragraph of President Barack Obama’s much-anticipated speech before Congress has been leaked to My Tabloids. The short text is excerpted below.

“My fellow Americans, lean over, put your heads between your legs and get ready to kiss your asses goodbye.”

Early reaction from Democrats in Congress is that the speech “Seems to be strike the right tone.”

Written by mytabloids

February 25, 2009 at 3:47 am

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