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Bridges TV changes programming lineup.

bridges_tvDue to a Beheading Beyond Our Control, tonight’s prime time movie on Bridges TV, “Kookie, Kookie, Klean Your Koran,” will not be shown. Our new programming lineup is as follows:

8:00 “World’s Funniest Beheadings”
8:30 “So You Want To Be An Axe Murderer?”
9:00 “Be Head of The Class”
9:30 “America’s Goriest Jobs”
10:00 “Wife Chop”
10:30 “Terminator: The Muzzamil Hassan Chronicles”

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Written by mytabloids

February 19, 2009 at 3:21 am

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