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Giant crazed hairy chimp freaks out, attacks and is shot dead.

chimp_gibsonA large, “domesticated” chimp, famous for parts in TV, movies and commercials, appears to have freaked out and attacked a woman today, in a fit of unrestrained anger.

The victim of the attack, which apparently was totally unprovoked, was heard to say, “I just thank God I’m not Jewish!”


Written by mytabloids

February 18, 2009 at 1:48 am

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