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Lincoln best Prez. Bush 289th.

bush_podiumIn what researchers are calling a “statistical anomaly,” George Bush has been rated at the 289th worst President ever, even though, prior to Obama, only 42 men have held the post.

“I could explain it,” Said historian Carl Ruppert, “But what’s the point.  This is one case in which the numbers don’t lie — they enlighten us.”

Bush was actually less popular than Stalin, Richard Simmons and Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute.

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Written by mytabloids

February 17, 2009 at 8:22 am

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