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Kicker Reed flips out: “All towels are terrible, all towels are terrible!”

dispenserPittsburgh Steeler kicker Jeff Reed lost control this weekend and brutally attacked a towel dispenser at a Sheetz convenience store.  According to witnesses in the mens room at the time, Reed stared at the dispenser for some time, repeating, “All towels are terrible, all towels are terrible.  You are a terrible towel!  You must be disposed of properly!”

Steeler officials released a brief statement sometime later.

“We are disappointed in Jeff’s behavior, but, on the up side, it does prove that he finally learned to wash his hands after, you know, doing his business.”

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