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Bylsma new Pens coach. Lack of vowels “a major factor.”

blysmaMichele Therrien was booted as the Pittsburgh Penguins head coach today, and replaced by Dan Bylsma, who had been handling those duties for the team’s farm club.  The Penguin’s lost another pathetic road game this past weekend, and no one was surprised by the move, though some were shocked by the reason cited by GM Ray Shero.

“Therrien just didn’t fit in.  His name was way too “Frenchy and gay” said Shero.  “We pulled the trigger on Bylsma, because, aside from his coaching abilities, his name was like “totally Pittsburgh.”

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Written by mytabloids

February 16, 2009 at 9:11 am

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