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Peanut Corporation Gives New Meaning To “Chunky”

ratzo-copyIn a stunning development today, The Texas Department of State Health Services has ordered the recall of every single product that was ever shipped from the Peanut Corporation of America’s plant in Plainview, Texas.  According to sources, the Department discovered dead rodents, rodent excrement and bird feathers in the plant.

Peanut Corporation Excutives, while seeking a Federal bailout, claimed that the rodents and bird feathers were actually ingredients in a “secret new product” they were developing, called “Flying Rat Butter.”  They admitted, however, that recent focus group testing had proven the product to be “Less than spectacular.”

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