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Vitter responds to porn star candidate. “Don’t pull my chain!”

vitterIn a strongly worded statement, first term Louisiana Senator David Vitter today said that the potential candidacy of porn star Stormy Daniels is “Nothing more than a blatant attempt to jerk me around and pull my chain.  I refuse to lower myself to her level.”

In response, Daniels said that yes, from what she’s heard, Vitter apparently does prefer to stand.

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