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Ohio fisherman adrift. Bailout coming.

rescue_chopperOver 100 ice fisherman clung to a sheet of ice after it broke free from the coast of Lake Erie near Toledo, Ohio, in what was clearly a stupid, arrogant denial of the potential dangers that fishing on such a warm, windy day represented.

Immediately afterward, the government stepped in. 

“We saw stupid people doing stupid stuff that could harm themselves and others…and we knew that we had to come to the rescue.”


Written by mytabloids

February 9, 2009 at 12:37 am

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