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BREAKING NEWS: Natalie Dylan auction over!

natalie_dylanIn a tersely worded statement released to the media, Ms. Dylan said today she no longer qualifies as a virgin.

“Like many other people in the US, I’ve been thoroughly screwed by the entire Republican Party.”

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Written by mytabloids

February 7, 2009 at 2:30 am

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