My Tabloids | Satire on the Mon

It's not true, they didn't come anywhere near my tabloids…

Virgin auctions are economic “bright spot”

According to a new report issued today by the Department of Commerce, there was one bright spot in an overall dismal economic picture.  An excerpt is shown below….

Heavy Industry     DOWN 87%

Light Manufacturing DOWN 66%

High Tech DOWN 45%

Virginity Auctions UP 92%


Written by mytabloids

February 6, 2009 at 10:28 pm

%d bloggers like this: