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Phelps fights back. Claims he was being “water-pipe boarded.”

phelps_bongAfter being temporarily banned from competitive swimming, Olympic star Michael Phelps is fighting back.  In a statement released today, Phelps says the now infamous photo of him taking a hit from a bong was, “In reality, a CIA surveillance photo, showing me undergoing a new torture technique;  water-pipe boarding.”

“The truth is far worse than anyone knows,” he said to reporters, “I was taken to the Czech Republic under the “extraordinary rendition” program, where covert agents forced me to inhale an unknown substance repeatedly.  My memory of the events after that is a bit fuzzy.”

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