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“Did So! Did not!” Vatican spat easily rises to 4th grade level.

benedictAfter focus group research showed that Pope Benedict’s “numbers were down” and that worldwide Sunday collections had “been a little soft,” the Vatican today said it was asking a recently rehabilitated Bishop Richard Williamson to “take back” what he’d said about the Holocaust.

A Holy See insider said he overheard a phone conversation with the Pope, in which a frantic “Did so,” “Did not” conversation ensued on the subject of whether millions of Jews died in gas chambers during WWII.

“The last thing I heard was the Pope saying, “It’s my chalice and I’m going home….”

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