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Killefer out as Performance Officer. Will rejoin circus.

trapeseCiting a tax issue, Obama nominee Nancy Killefer has decided to step aside and allow someone else to take on the role of Chief Performance Officer in the administration.

A spokesman said, “Ms. Killefer, with her background as an aerialist, was ideally suited for this role.  It’s a shame that such a minor problem could derail what promised to be a great act.  She had been practicing her triple summersault for several weeks, and while she won’t be able to perform in the White House, she will be returning to the Cole Brothers Circus.  Tickets can be purchased online or at any TicketMaster outlet.”

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Written by mytabloids

February 4, 2009 at 7:00 am

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