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Phelps loses some endorsements. Gains others.

zig_zagOlympic swimmer Michael Phelps, who was recently “busted” for smoking pot, is in serious peril of losing some of the exceedingly generous endorsement deals he landed after his record-breaking performance this past year.

However, as his manager said, “Chill.  We’ll find lots of people who still love what Michael stands for.  Can you, like, totally dig it, man?”

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Written by mytabloids

February 3, 2009 at 9:19 pm

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