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Thrilling Superbowl half time to feature Springsteen, calls to unemployment bureau

steeler_cellAs the ranks of the unemployed grow in Pittsburgh and the Mon Valley, many excited Steeler fans will pause in their revelry during halftime today to call the PA State Unemployment to renew their unemployment claims…a Sunday tradition with some.

“After ’bout three or four frosty ones, I hope I can remember which questions to say yes to and which ones to say no to,” Said Larry Quinn, an unemployed computer programmer.

“Maybe I’ll just spell out GO STILLERS! — 46-78455377!”

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